About Us
Our History
Founded after a rough day of landscaping, reeling from getting grass stains on new overalls that just wouldn’t come out, and the smell of cut grass that wouldn’t go away. It was a creeping charlie of recognition that plants and vegetables deserved equal rights and protections as animals. PETPV was born from the guilt that comes from a lifetime of abusing plants and vegetables in manifold ways, by landscaping, by floral arranging, and the most hideous act of all veganism.
Our Vision
The goal of the PETPV is to end unethical treatment towards plants and vegetables. We plan to do this by not eating fruits, vegetables, or any other plant, not mowing lawns, not pruning trees, etc. We also believe sod is cruel in that it traps and binds grass, while allowing humans to take advantage of that vulnerability. We want to end plant suffering! An added benefit is that it will stop global warming, because there will be more plants transforming carbon dioxide to oxygen!
Our Future
The PETPV is making new advances on ending plant suffering, we discover new ways to cook meat to make it taste even better, sparing plants the pain of being eaten. With your donations, we pay the fines given to people by Home-Owners Associations across the country for not mowing their lawns. Additionally, who knows what other innovations we will make in the future on ending plant suffering?
Why Go PETPV?
1
Happiness
Meat just tastes so good, you will always be happy when you eat meat. Also, you will feel like you ae making a difference by helping the Environment.
2
Healthiness
Some say if you eat a lot of meat, you will have high cholesterol, and that meat is high in fat, which they say is bad for you, but fat is actually good for you, sugar companies paid scientists to say fat was bad for you, when in fact, sugar is worse for you, and there are more sugars in fruits and veggies than there are in meat.
3
Economy/Environment
When you eat meat, you support local farms by buying their meat products, so you will help the economy. Also, eating meat saves plants, so they can transform more CO2 to Oxygen, reducing the levels of Greenhouse Gases!